if

IF is such a powerful word in our lives! dont ask me why, but i just had a sudden urge to delve into it! i mean, look at its aura. it can transport you to a completley different universe! What IF Osama was born in Kentucky? and IF Enid Blyton was male.. IF i had a good chemistry teacher.. IF i had holidays the whole semester.. IF i lived in a world where there were no exams.. if.. if ..
the other day i had a premonition.. a wonderfully bad sort of a premonition.. what IF there was a massive international conspiracy surrounding us? and all we do and know is the result of our being hoodwinked by them.. let me elaborate..
there are ten people (wonderfully, superbly famous and influential media barons..) immensley powerful.. and they get together and start planning..
its a wonderful plan they have.. one suggests, lets call someone Bush and say hes the prez of the US.. they agree.. and the next moment.. Bush is the president! suppose Al Gore actually won the last election.. but our collaborators declared Bush the winner?
like our dear old chem prof used to say.. (DID YOU go and check who the President is.. DID YOU see if the wtc had collapsed.. DID YOU see Dr Singh become PM... everything we do is a result of their joint planning!
hey! all we know is because of the press.. tv, print, radio.. and these people are barons after all.. and in our free world.. they control the news we hear! so WHAT IS THE TRUTH..
i know it is far- fetched.. very! but DO YOU have proof that it is wrong? nope! then how come you're so sure i'm blabbering!
after all if Al Gore actually won the last presidency, without the media how would anybody know? impossible! so Bush is the president.. and in a picturesque Hollywood set with the White House as a background he waves every now and then and a few technicians (sorry, dedicated Republicans.. cheer on!)
DID YOU see the Hollywood set? no!
so what IF the entire world we know.. was.. was.. (i cant bring myself to say this but here i am just about to spurt it out..) Was.. FAKE.. everyone we know in the lands so far and distant, was actually a result of the hyper-active imaginations of the barons out there.. what IF all the history we learnt was wrong!.. and the geography too!.. what IF Somalia wasnt the horn of africa.. and Ivory Coast was! what earth shattering details will emerge once the conspiracy is exposed by the illuminated minds of the youth? will the world CHANGE?
we must act.. it is imperative..
so, "All citizens of the conspiracy ridden world.. my call for you is to rise.. Knowledge is our birth right.. so let us wake from our slumber and trek on the road for illumination.. it concerns YOU.. you have been hoodwinked.. rise.. rise.. rise.. (yawn)"